00:00:01 <Eksell> Unstable branch on CRAWL.XTAHUA.COM updated to: 0.20-a0-1089-g3fde505 (34)
00:00:46 <minmay> well it's one of the last 2 or 3
00:01:14 <minmay> did you play a final scenario full of level 3 orcs where the enemies start with a combined total of over 5,000 gold
00:01:30 <ProzacElf> mmmm
00:01:34 <ProzacElf> i don't remember tbh
00:02:02 <minmay> do you remember invincible white mages
00:03:12 <ProzacElf> something like that
00:35:34 <gammafunk> !learn ultraviolent4 see {optimal[3]}
00:35:34 <Sequell> I don't know about !learn ultraviolent4.
00:35:38 <gammafunk> !learn add ultraviolent4 see {optimal[3]}
00:35:38 <Sequell> ultraviolent4[2/2]: see {optimal[3]}
00:35:42 <gammafunk> ??ultraviolent4[2
00:35:42 <Sequell> optimal[3/9]: http://i.imgur.com/q6HaDoE.png
00:36:08 <gammafunk> !learn add gong https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/99797890309840896/308823660444254210/gong.png
00:36:08 <Sequell> PTOANNNG!
00:36:08 <Sequell> gong[2/2]: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/99797890309840896/308823660444254210/gong.png
00:36:13 <gammafunk> really
00:36:14 <gammafunk> ??gong
00:36:14 <Sequell> GONNNNG!
00:36:14 <Sequell> shield of the gong[1/3]: +18 shield {rElec rN+ MR+ EV-5} This shield will surely be heard!
00:36:23 <gammafunk> what on earth
00:36:26 <gammafunk> ??gong[2
00:36:27 <Sequell> GONNNNG!
00:36:27 <Sequell> gong[2/2]: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/99797890309840896/308823660444254210/gong.png
00:36:30 <gammafunk> ??gong[3
00:36:30 <Sequell> SHROANNG!
00:36:31 <Sequell> shield of the gong[3/3]: <DracoOmega> I'm pretty sure the only abuse caused by shield of the gong is applied directly to the character using it
00:37:10 <gammafunk> oh
00:37:18 <gammafunk> !learn del gong[2]
00:37:18 <Sequell> GONNNNG!
00:37:19 <Sequell> Deleted gong[2/2]: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/99797890309840896/308823660444254210/gong.png
00:37:29 <gammafunk> !learn add shield_of_the_gong https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/99797890309840896/308823660444254210/gong.png
00:37:29 <Sequell> SHROANNG!
00:37:29 <Sequell> shield of the gong[4/4]: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/99797890309840896/308823660444254210/gong.png
00:42:14 <minmay> ??gong[2
00:42:14 <Sequell> PTOANNNG!
00:42:14 <Sequell> shield of the gong[2/4]: <inspector071> HI GUYS IM HERE, just wanted to let you know im here with a gong!
00:42:43 <minmay> tbh that entry says everything [3] and [4] do and more
00:50:55 -!- Walker_Z is now known as WalkerBoh
01:12:57 <Cheibriados> Get extraneous resist message when wearing resist poison gear. 13https://crawl.develz.org/mantis/view.php?id=11048 by hollowman
01:50:54 <gammafunk> kaishin asked to have it added
01:51:23 <gammafunk> you wouldn't want to makee your biggest fan unhappy, would you?
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03:13:41 <Rotatell> Unstable branch on crawl.beRotato.org updated to: 0.20-a0-1089-g3fde505 (34)
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04:34:51 <minmay> !tell kramin mockup of new dieselrobin logo that im never going to actually draw http://i.imgur.com/cggYurs.png
04:34:51 <Sequell> minmay: OK, I'll let kramin know.
04:35:10 <kramin> heh
04:35:11 <Sequell> kramin: You have 1 message. Use !messages to read it.
04:35:16 <kramin> !messages
04:35:16 <Sequell> (1/1) minmay said (30s ago): mockup of new dieselrobin logo that im never going to actually draw http://i.imgur.com/cggYurs.png
04:35:17 <kramin> nice
04:35:28 <minmay> it doesn't get the idea across as well as I'd like but eh
04:40:23 -!- amalloy is now known as amalloy_
04:43:46 <gammafunk> !lg * cikiller=robin ckaux~~ijyb
04:43:48 <Sequell> 4. aori the Covert (L4 VpNe), hit from afar by Robin (Ijyb) on D:3 on 2016-06-21 16:36:04, with 123 points after 3523 turns and 0:13:25.
04:44:17 <gammafunk> !lg * cikiller=robin ckaux!= s=ckaux%
04:44:19 <Sequell> 30465 games for * (cikiller=robin ckaux!=): 12267x club (40.27%), 5182x dagger (17.01%), 1567x spear (5.14%), 1281x stone (4.20%), 1088x goblin (3.57%), 918x wand of flame (3.01%), 907x trident (2.98%), 880x mace (2.89%), 561x short sword (1.84%), 530x wand of magic darts (1.74%), 529x dagger of electrocution (1.74%), 494x wand of frost (1.62%), 402x whip (1.32%), 369x falchion (1.21%), 243x dagge...
04:44:26 <gammafunk> !lg * cikiller=robin ckaux!= s=-ckaux%
04:44:27 <Sequell> 30465 games for * (cikiller=robin ckaux!=): the trident of Yllun (0.00%), flail of protection (0.00%), flail of crushing (0.00%), the war axe of Dishonesty (0.00%), short sword of chaos (0.00%), staff of earth (0.00%), staff of conjuration (0.00%), rod of lightning (0.00%), rod of inaccuracy (0.00%), rapier of venom (0.00%), rapier of protection (0.00%), whip of chaos (0.00%), rapier of draining (...
04:45:28 <gammafunk> could make it ijyb holding a wand
04:45:35 <gammafunk> but I guess there's no longer a wand of fireball
04:50:58 <minmay> Well, the goblin that gets thrown at the diesel is probably going to die a horrible burning death
04:51:06 <minmay> so it wouldn't make since for Robin to throw her girlfriend
04:51:17 <gammafunk> they're not in a relationship
04:51:19 <minmay> has to use some random goblin she doesn't care about
04:51:22 <minmay> yes they are
04:51:27 <gammafunk> they're not even the same species
04:52:27 <minmay> hobgoblins and goblins are def. the same species sorry
04:52:57 <minmay> unless you're taking your notes from D&D i guess
04:53:32 <minmay> also how did i type since instead of sense, christ
04:54:09 <minmay> for that matter if you are taking your notes from D&D, D&D has half-orcs, so a D&D hobgoblin and D&D goblin being in a relationship doesn't seem implausible to me
04:55:34 <gammafunk> not the same species, and even ignoring that, robin throws ijyb if she's able, throws her right at the player, which is a terrible move if she wants to keep ijyb alive
04:55:55 <gammafunk> and before you try to make some "yeah well hobgoblins aren't smart" argument
04:56:05 <minmay> robin is just very confident in ijyb's ability to kill the player
04:56:06 <gammafunk> that exactly applies to her throwing ijyb into the fuel
04:56:19 <minmay> they believe in each other
04:56:38 <gammafunk> and furthermore who's to say that ijyb won't zap the wand as she flies past the fuel
04:56:49 <minmay> hm that could work
04:57:01 <minmay> i think it'd need to be an animation
04:59:18 <minmay> gammafunk: is an elf with fairy wings a different species than an elf without them? important q
05:06:56 <gammafunk> well, yeah
05:58:36 <Rotatell> ziggurnaut (L13 HOSu)  (Lair:5)
08:47:36 <advil> !crashlog
08:47:37 <Sequell> 17209. ziggurnaut, XL13 HOSu, T:22394 (milestone): http://crawl.berotato.org/crawl/morgue/ziggurnaut/crash-ziggurnaut-20170502-095836.txt
08:47:44 <advil> oh right
08:48:03 <advil> it's the AUTOQUIT IS NOT ENABLED! person
08:50:32 <ZChris13> what?
08:53:21 <advil> it's a timeout at a lua rc prompt, not a real crash. they're either debugging their lua or just have buggy lua
08:54:01 <advil> they do this regularly, and the log always is just a sequence of AUTOQUIT IS NOT ENABLED! (from their lua) over and over again
08:57:49 <ZChris13> that's hilarious
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11:34:42 <ASCIIPhilia> gammafunk: are you there?
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13:05:46 <Henzell> Unstable branch on crawl.akrasiac.org updated to: 0.20-a0-1089-g3fde505 (34)
15:47:34 <minmay> j
15:49:06 <minmay> Live games: Assbag the Cleaver
15:49:35 <minmay> I still think the fake screenshots of live games are kinda scummy
15:56:23 <Doesnty> kinda
16:05:30 <Lantell> Dickchan (L15 VpEn) ASSERT(mons->damage_friendly <= 2 * mons->damage_total) in 'mon-death.cc' at line 318 failed. (D:13)
16:08:07 <Dracunos> those are fake?! :O
16:08:35 <Dracunos> pleasing fungus needs to fix that right away
16:08:35 <Dracunos> when he comes back out of retirement
16:20:45 <minmay> Well, they're real screenshots...of completely unrelated games, that were taken years ago as placeholders for the mockup of that live games display
16:21:14 <minmay> and even though it's on the main page now and not a mockup, it's still using those placeholder screenshots, which is pretty misleading
16:24:58 <minmay> Someone really needs to teach tavern what "exponential" means
17:12:01 -!- ProzacElf_ is now known as ProzacElf
17:16:17 <Floodkiller> http://i.imgur.com/fV0hC6l.png
17:19:58 <ProzacElf> amazing
17:38:32 <amalloy> minmay: it means "really quite a lot", afaik
17:46:56 <Cheibriados> Dead Animated skeleton inventory doesn't show up on search 13https://crawl.develz.org/mantis/view.php?id=11049 by Chicken
18:04:14 <Lantell> Unstable branch on underhound.eu updated to: 0.20-a0-1089-g3fde505 (34)
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22:11:57 <advil> !crashlog
22:11:58 <Sequell> 17212. Dickchan, XL15 VpEn, T:24167 (milestone): https://underhound.eu:81/crawl/morgue/Dickchan/crash-Dickchan-20170502-200530.txt
22:15:40 <advil> hmm I wonder if that's an interaction with draining
22:39:32 <nikheizen> _There is an entrance to Fuck's Gadget Shoppe here.
23:24:03 <minmay> !messages
23:24:04 <Sequell> No messages for minmay.
23:25:41 <Jafet> does that sell stone of tremors, demon whip, book of party tricks
23:27:29 <minmay> if you ate a figurine of a ziggurat and evoked it while it was in your stomach what would happen
23:32:12 <nikheizen> you cannot evoke items in your stomach
23:32:34 <minmay> ok what if you evoke it and then swallow it super fast
23:32:58 <Jafet> felids probably can
23:33:56 <CanOfWorms> minmay: some ziggurat folks are going to get unpleasant vomit delivered to them
23:37:05 <Jafet> fr figurine of a dungeon
23:37:33 <minmay> fr blessed figurine of a succubus
23:38:27 <nikheizen> Jafet: http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=shahrazad
23:38:43 <hellmonk> GOAT card
23:39:01 <nikheizen> s/G/BL/
23:40:13 <Jafet> good card
23:40:26 <hellmonk> the bloat meme is pretty good too
23:40:43 <minmay> bloax card
23:40:55 <nikheizen> you are right, the art IS pretty ugly
23:41:00 <Bloax> stoneskin did nothing wrong
23:42:04 <hellmonk> make charms permanent and bring back condensation shield, thanks in advance
23:42:54 <Jafet> make charms permanent and bring back haste
23:43:09 <ZChris13> make charms permanent and bring back grey elves
23:43:24 <Bloax> make elves permanent and bring back charm elves
23:43:29 <rumflump> make charms into amulets and scarves, bring back everything
23:43:29 <hellmonk> bring back haste, except unironically and put it at level 9
23:48:00 <nikheizen> permanently hasted, foreverially tied up charm elves
23:48:43 <hellmonk> tiedup is one word though
23:49:22 <nikheizen> both glad and concerned that you correct me wrt. this
23:50:02 <hellmonk> I know a few things about vintage memes
23:50:33 <minmay> if I saw tied up elf I'd untie them
23:50:57 <ZChris13> I wouldn't
23:50:59 <ZChris13> it's probably a trick
23:51:10 <ZChris13> have to check for tricks first
23:52:11 <Bloax> watch out for sexy tied elf mimics
23:52:20 <Bloax> v. dangerous
23:53:19 <rumflump> it's always a coven of hags
23:54:20 <minmay> I had a dream once that I was obligated to experience someone else's dream, in which there was a room with a toilet mimic
23:54:33 <minmay> and I was required to sit on the toilet, even though I knew it was a mimic
23:54:38 <minmay> so I sat on the toilet and it revealed itself as a mimic with an enormous mouth and vored me
23:54:48 <minmay> it was horrible
23:55:14 <minmay> to be clear I really do mean it swallowed me whole
23:55:27 <hellmonk> do you have any dreams that arent weird sexual fetishes
23:55:46 <hellmonk> don't bother to answer that one
23:56:01 <minmay> there was nothing sexual about it
23:56:58 <CanOfWorms> bring back haste except it drains your stats to 5 everytime you cast it
23:57:20 <minmay> also this dream should be blamed on bookofjude, not me
23:57:24 <CanOfWorms> and it drains your stats by 1 if you're already at sub-5
23:57:29 <minmay> for introducing feature mimics in the first place
23:57:40 -!- Walker_Z is now known as WalkerBoh
23:58:20 <minmay> CanOfWorms: knowing full well that this isn't a serious suggestion: as far as "haste but it's only useful for moving fast" there's already swiftness
23:58:41 <CanOfWorms> you can still punch things with 5 5 5 stats!!!
23:59:31 <minmay> CanOfWorms: for most chars str to 5 tanks your str multiplier enough that you'd do more damage unhasted
23:59:48 <CanOfWorms> true
23:59:48 <minmay> I guess not most, because enchantment
23:59:50 <minmay> and elec